The World without Shrimp

If you’re gonna have pizza with someone else, what do you have to do? You gotta talk about what you want. Even if you’re going to have the same pizza you always have, you say, ‘We getting the usual?’ Just a check in. And square, round, thick, thin, stuffed crust, pepperoni, stromboli, pineapple — none of those are wrong; variety in the pizza model doesn’t come with judgment. So ideally when the pizza arrives, it smells good, looks good, it’s mouthwatering. Wouldn’t it be great if we had that kind of anticipation before sexual activity, if it stimulated all our senses, not just our genitals but this whole-body experience. And what’s the goal of eating pizza? To be full, to be satisfied. That might be different for different people; it might be different for you on different occasions. Nobody’s like ‘You failed, you didn’t eat the whole pizza.’

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So they kissed in the park right? Right. And then Joe was all like, “Look, I’m buying you a new store. K?” And Kathleen was all, “k.” And so he bought her store back and she fixed it back up to the way it was before. And then they lived happily ever after and he never left the toilet seat up and she never nagged him when he wanted to hang out with his friends.

Fin.

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